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Kojima Mizuiro

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[Jan. 9th, 2007|01:20 pm]
Kojima Mizuiro
oh mann. dude. what the hell did i do last night? my head is pounding, the living room is messed up to hell. oh, and there's a HOLE IN MY CEILING. i'm never going near booze again~!

... i had the strangest dream.
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[User Picture]From: collegiatedrone
2007-01-09 07:41 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what happened in your room last night, but I nearly called campus security. There is a hole in our floor, Kojima, and I will not stand for it! As your intoxication was probably the driving force behind this, I insist that you be the one to call maintenance and have this fixed. Immediately.
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-10 09:21 am (UTC)
i 'unno! i kinda' enjoy it. i think it adds more class. and, um, it lets us be more friendly! i can get a ladder, and we can totally hang out whenever.

might i suggest you start wearing a skirt?
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[User Picture]From: imno_heroine
2007-01-10 12:28 pm (UTC)
STOP HITTING ON MY ROOMMATE.
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[User Picture]From: collegiatedrone
2007-01-10 09:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you, Chizuru, but I can handle this.

Kojima, if you even so much as poke your head into our dorm or even accidentally see something you shouldn't, I will personally make sure you are incapable of seeing anything for the rest of your life.
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-11 03:53 am (UTC)
... you're scary. &hearts
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-11 03:51 am (UTC)
hey, why is it that everytime a man talks to a woman, they automatically assume he's hitting on her. CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?!

-- can't believe i just said that. uh.
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[User Picture]From: imno_heroine
2007-01-09 10:07 pm (UTC)
Seconded. STRONGLY.

New Years is over. It's been over. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK, IDIOT.

FIX OUR FLOOR.
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-10 09:22 am (UTC)
HEY. i totally had something awesome to celebrate. what, i can't tell you. but i've been waiting for quite some time to shoot that off.

if you were a guy, you'd totally understand.
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[User Picture]From: imno_heroine
2007-01-10 12:30 pm (UTC)
DON'T CELEBRATE WITH HOLES IN OUR FLOOR, YOU DUMB FUCK.

I'm glad I am not a male, if it means feeling like I have to destroy property, like, oh, yeah, floors (that people need in order not to fall).

And stop trying to move the blanket we put over it. WE ARE GETTING DRESSED UP HERE.
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-11 03:54 am (UTC)
dude! the wind moves the blanket. what do you take me for, a pervert?!

i'm sorry about the floor! i'll fix it soon~! ... but, i still say we should put a ladder~! it'd be so awesome!

like, we could use our dorm as the entertainment room. and just share beds with each other. it'd totally work~!
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[User Picture]From: imno_heroine
2007-01-11 11:51 am (UTC)
You took the words right out of my mouth.

NO, NO, and NO.

NO.

Just stop talking.
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[User Picture]From: plumchild
2007-01-10 01:17 am (UTC)
You got drunk too?
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-10 09:22 am (UTC)
oh yeah! i mean, i can barely remember anythin'. everythin' is all fuzzy. you came over, right? HEY. yeah, that's right. we watched a movie, if i remember.

... i think.
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[User Picture]From: plumchild
2007-01-10 12:17 pm (UTC)
Yea, I did come over and you gave me some alcohol because I wanted to try it! ...what did you give me?
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-11 03:55 am (UTC)
um. well, the bottle of my best stuff is empty, so. dude, i don't remember much! i didn't expect it to be that strong.

um. we didn't do anything, ya' don't think? ... i've been getting a lot of angry stares lately.
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[User Picture]From: plumchild
2007-01-11 05:26 pm (UTC)
...what did we drink?

And um, I think we did...I hurt down there the next morning...and sorry that my friends want to beat you up. You couold come hide in my room.
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From: asanoxrules
2007-01-10 02:57 am (UTC)
Hey! So that hole in the ceiling??
TOTALLY AWESOME!

I made eggs this morning, and we didn't have anymore trash bags, so I just threw the shells up into the hole!!! It's like a garbage compactor in the sky<33
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[User Picture]From: yummycitrus
2007-01-10 04:18 am (UTC)
Keigo?! Don't do that!

You know how when you crack egg shells the gooey membrane still stays inside ne? It makes the shells even messier and if you throw them up into the hole it'll create a big mess!

You might make rats and ants come into the dorms...Like last time when Daddy tried to make a compost heap in the sink...
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From: asanoxrules
2007-01-10 04:33 am (UTC)
Not uh!! I'm sure one of the girls would throw the shells away before it got too bad!!

But maybe I should just throw the whole container??
Then there wouldn't be any liquid..

Your Dad did what!?!
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[User Picture]From: collegiatedrone
2007-01-10 09:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes, I returned those egg shells you so kindly left on our floor along with a bit of our own trash. I felt that such a generous favour should be returned with interest.
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From: asanoxrules
2007-01-10 11:44 pm (UTC)
HEY!!! THAT'S--
Oh, wait, that's Mizuiro's room..
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-10 09:24 am (UTC)
i know, man! it's amazing! i like the breeze, personally. and the view~!
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-10 09:25 am (UTC)

Private to Keigo.

dude. i don't know why. but i got this really bad feeling about last night. you have ANY idea what i did? all i remember is that momo girl coming over.

and, when i woke up, i felt strangly "satifised." ... if you know what i mean.

you don't think i ... dude, i couldn't have, right?
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From: asanoxrules
2007-01-10 11:46 pm (UTC)

Private to Mizuiro

...whoa~ you were that drunk???
i thought you would have at least remembered some of it!!
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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-11 03:56 am (UTC)

Private to Keigo

yeah, dude! that stuff is potent! and, uh, i think we ... did, ya'know? AND PEOPLE NOW THINK I'M SOME SORT OF DATE RAPIST.

what. the. fuck.
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From: asanoxrules
2007-01-11 05:26 am (UTC)

Private to Mizuiro

You did do..y'know! AND IM BEING CALLED A CHILD MOLESTER!
But,uh, most rapist would remember what they did..

Have you talked to Momo???

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[User Picture]From: the_lady_killer
2007-01-11 05:30 am (UTC)

Private to Keigo.

... dude, okay. yeah, we probably had sex. butbut. but, even if i was drunk, i wouldn't have raped her! that's just not my style~!

i uh, haven't talked to her much ... but uh. yeah. i'm scared to go knock on her door, 'cause there's three guys with KENDO STICKS looking for me.

i'm dead, man, i'm dead. at least you're getting a girlfriend out of your child molester gig~! i'm losing my life for sex i don't even REMEMBER.
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